Welcome back raiders to another edition of The Vikings. I am your host, Arthur Harkness, and I’ve been sharpening my writing utensils in preparation for this week’s episode. We finally have the return of our merry band of Vikings to the home of King Ecbert, and after Horik’s son went all fucking bloodlusty on us last week, I’m excited to see what sort of call back Ecbert is going to order considering what happened, as I’m sure it isn’t going to be a request for tea. So strap in, and let’s get to the murdering.
Time to break out your swords and put on your raiding boots kiddies because it’s time for more Vikings! After last week’s brutal episode and plot resolution concerning Jarl Borg (that poor bastard,) we’re moving in new directions and setting sail for lands beyond our borders. Considering how the Viking Superfriends of Rangar, Lagertha and Horik all deem themselves equal, it’s going to be interesting to see how this plays out. I’m shaking with anticipation just thinking about it.
Good evening to you all my loyal band of blood letters and debt settlers. Have you all been waiting patiently for this week’s episode? Considering the way last week’s ended, I can’t blame you for being excited. Shit, I’ve had a semi all week just waiting to see if they actually put Jarl Borg to the blood eagle and to see where Lagertha goes from here due to what happened with her last week. A knife in the eye is a fitting end to that bastard. All that aside, this week is shaping up to be another serious episode of battle hardened goodness. Warriors! To arms!!
It’s been a long week my Norse brother and sisters. A long week of anticipation and waiting to see what’s going to be going down with our favorite pillagers. Last week saw Ragnar take back Kattegat from Jarl Borg but this week, it seems they may need to form a sort of team…..Viking Voltron anyone? What could possibly happen at would have these bitterest of enemies team up? Well that is what we are going to find out tonight, and it couldn’t be any more exciting. Grab your sword and board and lets get this indecent proposal laid out!
Welcome back to your home for bloodshed and treasure with yours truly and our merry band of brothers and shield maidens. I know you have all been anticipating this week’s episode as we finally get a chance to see Bjorn and Ragnar finally head into battle side by side in a fight that could prove to be the beginning and end of a lot of things in their world. I have been smashing things around the lair in anticipation of this and it’s gotten to the point that I have almost run out of things to crush against my face, so it’s a good thing that Thursday is finally upon us. Vikings! Shield Maidens! Rollo! Grab your weapons and let’s fucking do this!
It’s been quite the month of the female variety here at the Evil Lair. No, not in the way you think…you pervs. Women’s History month has been going strong and the Geeks have been trying their best to provide you with a Woman Warrior every day. I know I may have been slacking compared to Lillith, who is a freaking machine, but you should all have known that I would have to do one on my favorite Shield Maiden. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, my future battle wife Lagertha.