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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Batman: Arkham Origins


Hey now, Evil Geeks!  Who feels like talking video games?  You know your friendly neighborhood C-Mart certainly is!  If there’s one thing I love talking about just as much as if not more than video games, that would be Batman; so when those worlds collide, there’s definitely going to be some conversing and some reviewing to be done.  This week we’re cracking open Batman: Arkham Origins by WB Games, who’ve taken over the reins from Rocksteady.  You may have read Arthur Harkness’ earlier suggestion for this game, but today I’m cutting through the fanboy and giving you the critical review that Gotham deserves.  Tell your mom to get your cowl out of the dryer and make sure you’re homemade batarangs are shiny and spotless, it’s time to clean up the streets of Gotham with nothing more than good, old-fashioned, all American, violence…and of course a billion dollar fortune!

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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Grand Theft Auto V

GTA-image-1Welcome Evil Geek gamers! it’s time to talk the title that’s currently keeping me occupied, making me miss appointments, and calling in sick to work… well that is until a new game comes along and pretty much has the same effect, regardless the game that’s got me glued to my widescreen is the one, the only, the notorious Grand Theft Auto V.  Intros? Seriously, if you’re reading this column and you don’t know anything about the GTA franchise or Rockstar Games, then get the F@#$ out.  Seriously, just get the F@#$ out right now and if I ever see you here, so help me Thanos I will go all Tommy Vercetti all over your noob ass with a baseball bat!!!  Good, now that the freaks are gone we can get down to business.

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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – The Last of Us

What’s up my Evil Geek Indoorsmen and Indoorswomen, it’s been a while since we’ve chatted about gaming, so it’s high time to fix that problem.  Your Friendly Neighborhood C-Mart is swinging your way with a brand new review of a game that’s been hyped as the “Game of the Year” by numerous gaming authorities.  In a world completely over-saturated with zombie movies, games, tv shows, etc. The Last of Us is a late to the table entry in the genre by Naughty Dog, the company behind the blockbuster Uncharted series,  At this point, we’ve pretty much seen it all when it comes to zombies, so if you want to knock our socks off, you’re going to have to bring some original ideas along with some incredible writing.  Can The Last of Us bring something new to the game?  Let’s get dissecting and find out!

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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Deadpool

Greetings Evil Geeks!  It’s Summertime, so that means sun, pools, BBQ’s, beaches, and a whole host of other outdoor activities…for most folks.  There are those of us who’d describe ourselves as “Avid Indoorsmen or Indoorswomen” for whom Summertime means spending hours on end in beautifully air-conditioned rooms, surrounded by flat screens and all the latest gaming technology.  In What’s Killing My Social Life This Week, we take a minute to examine all the latest and greatest games that are officially keeping us indoors, sun-averse,  and generally socially isolated.  Even in today’s world where we seem to have a new comic book or graphic novel adapted movie hitting theaters every week, it’s still kind of rare to get a superhero game.  This week’s topic of discussion is no ordinary superhero though, oh no.  We’re dealing with a whole new class of sort-of-hero.  Part scoundrel, part psycho, entirely f@#$ing badass! It’s the Regeneratin’ Degenerate. The Merc With a Mouth. The one, the only, the bat-shit crazy DEADPOOL!!!  Deadpool’s latest game from Activision and High Moon Studios just hit stores last Tuesday, and I think I’ve spent at least half of those past six days planted in front of my TV racking up a bigger body count that the black plague.  I’m an enormous Deadpool fan, so this game would’ve had to REALLY suck for me to hate it, but read on to get my honest impressions of the game!

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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Bioshock: Infinite


Game on, Evil Geeks!  Welcome to another edition of What’s Killing My Social Life This Week, the breakdown on what games are keeping us sequestered in the Evil Lair and preventing us from EVER seeing the sun!  Today we’re talking a game that’s been hotly anticipated for a very, very, very long time: mainly because it’s release date kept getting pushed farther and farther back.  It was supposed to be the big game of Spring 2012, then Fall 2012, then February 2013, and finally the big game of April 2013.  Was it worth the wait?  Read on and find out!

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What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Far Cry 3

Oh yeah, thats going to attract some sharks...

Oh yeah, thats going to attract some sharks…

It’s high noon Evil Geeks.  Back in the Old West, that usually meant that someone was about to get shot, but today… well chances are these days someone’s still about to get shot, but it’s 12 o’clock and that sounds like the perfect time to talk about What’s Killing My Social Life This Week!  Today we’re going to be going over Ubisoft Montreal’s epic ode to 90’s HBO Thursday Night Prime movies, Far Cry 3.  Get out your water shoes and Bermuda shorts, because you will get tropical on this ride.  I highly recommend powdering your junk with some Gold Bond first though; with all this heat and humidity there’s bound to be an epidemic of chafing!

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