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S.H.I.E.L.D.S. Up: A Hen in the Wolf House

Greetings, Evil Geeks! In this new, crazy, mixed-up, SHIELD vs. Hydra world, we’re still getting to know who’s got people where, who has the capabilities to do what, and basically who the players are now that battle lines have been drawn. This week gives us a little set up for what the sides are going to come down to and who’s aligned with who. Confused yet? This is espionage, man! There is no good or bad, just varying shades of grey!

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Tales From Westeros – Mockingbird

This episode begins with some good old fighting between siblings. Jaime is mad at Tyrion for undermining the deal he worked out with Tywin, in which Tyrion would be sent to the Wall rather than being killed for his “crime.” Tyrion, for his part, doesn’t want to go to the Wall for a crime he didn’t commit—death sucks for sure, but have you seen what goes on up there? Not only is it cold, miserable, dangerous, and a straight up sausage fest, but a man like Tyrion would surely be tortured until his dying day. There is one last grain of comfort for the brothers though. Everything played out exactly as Tywin would’ve wanted it to, making Jaime and Tyrion assume that the whole shebang was a ploy to get Jaime to leave the Kingsguard and get rid of his youngest without actually killing him. It’s kind of genius, actually. Tyrion’s claim that “It felt good taking that away from him” is a small victory, but a victory nonetheless.

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Evil Geek Book Report – Villains United

I have to admit that I picked out the book I’m reviewing simply because of the penciller. It seems a bit shallow for some reason to buy a comic just for the pretty pictures and I normally go for writing over art, but I fell in love with Dale Eaglesham’s art on Fantastic Four and have been snapping up all of his work from the past decade or so. So I found the first issue of Villains United for a dollar and naturally picked it up. Now, the art was exactly what I was expecting, but the story was so much more than I thought it would be. I knew it was one of four mini-series that DC released in the months before their Infinite Crisis event. At the time, I was sort of unfamiliar with DC stuff so I didn’t pick up any of these books in fear that they’d be over my head. If anyone has that same fear about this series, rest assured that, while you may need to hit up Wikipedia for some idea of who these people are, you can enjoy the story either way.

Everyone’s jealous of Deathstroke’s new pirate boots. Everyone except Lex Luthor.

The basic idea behind this mini-series is that the majority of super-villains have wised up and joined a union. Lex Luthor and some other key ne’er-do-wells from the villainy scene reformed the Secret Society. He had Deathstroke, the world’s deadliest assassin. He had Black Adam, the evil version of Captain Marvel, as muscle. He had the Calculator working out the logistics (and he didn’t wear that goofy outfit). He had Talia Al Ghul for the benefit of her army of trained killer. And lastly, he had the telepathic dwarf Dr. Psycho around to help convince those less eager to come aboard. So they set out to recruit all of the talent in the criminal underworld for their organization, and were met with almost unanimous approval. There’s even a cool little montage of all these villains being approached by representatives of the Society and agreeing to join up. And then they got to Catman. And he said no.

See? Told ya.

So the Society teaches him a lesson. They don’t attack his body, they decide instead to injure his pride. Literally. They killed the family of lions he’d been living with, and he didn’t care for that one little bit. So, when he was approached for membership in an opposing group of villains, the Secret Six, he was more open to the idea of team work. The Six were a group comprised of various low-level villains being more or less blackmailed into working against the society by a shadowy figure known only as Mockingbird. And they weren’t fucking around… they recruited Catman to replace the Fiddler, who they had executed for poor performance in a recent operation.

Deadshot, Catman, Cheshire, Parademon, Ragdoll, and Scandall all getting burned at once.

So, this ragtag crew of has-beens and never-wases embark upon their mission to terrorize the Secret Society. And you know what? They actually do all right! They hit the Society where it hurts, and it’s not long before they get the attention of Luthor and company. I don’t want to spoil the fun stuff, but suffice it to say that each side has an agent working toward the other’s goal and Mockingbird’s true identity comes as a great shock to the Six, the Society, and the reader. After the grand showdown, the Secret Six (give or take) decide to continue operating as a team without Mockingbird’s leadership, and go freelance to any cause that pays. This leads into their eponymous min-series and subsequent ongoing title, which I’m currently reading whenever I have a free moment.

Gail Simone does a great job of bringing a distinct personality to every character in this book. She brings welcome changes to the preexisting characters, she manages to turn Catman from a joke into a bad-ass who you believe can hold his own against Batman himself. She makes Deathstroke into a sympathetic anti-hero who loves his family by keeping them at arm’s length. She adds a new level to Cheshire’s ruthlessness. And as far as the new characters go, she introduces Scandal, the team’s liaison to Mockingbird, who is herself more than meets the eye. She brought in disturbing comic relief in the form of Ragdoll, the twisted, surgery-addicted, prim contortionist with a heart of gold and his guardian Parademon. A good 45% of of Parademon’s dialogue consists of warning other characters against hurting Ragdoll. And much of what Ragdoll himself says will leave you a bit queasy.

That’s all for now, geeks. I’ll be back soon… once I’ve finished with the Secret Six’s adventures.

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