Let me say this first. I am not a violent man. Most of the time, I actually hate when things come to blows, unless it’s in a fictional universe where no one is actually getting hurt. That sort of violence gets my blood going. Real violence however, is not something I usually condone. Now, before you all get bent out of shape at me calling people out, this is a work of fiction, and the people who are involved are not real. So calm the fuck down already. You calm? Good.
When I get involved in something, I tend to get a bit overzealous sometimes. What I mean by that is that I fully commit to whatever I am into, to the point that sometimes I will even get something drawn onto my skin permanently from whatever universe I happen to be traversing (Runes? Is that what they’re called?) Needless to say, I get emotionally and sometimes physically involved in my passions. I don’t do half assed when it comes to things I like. You should all know that by now.
The reason I am telling you this is because sometimes, we all get seriously heated at certain things and people that are involved in our favorite pass times. I know a lot of you would love to punch a villain from your favorite series right in the face, and if given the golden ticket from Last Action Hero, you would all gladly jump into the screen and piss on their burned and beaten corpse. Luckily, being the goddamn sorcerer and lover of the dark arts that I am, I am in a prime position to facilitate that. I came up with a list of 4 motherfuckers that I harbored a deep hatred for, showed up on their home turf….and went to fucking war. Also, did you guys know the golden ticket works on books too? Makes things a lot easier for me.