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What Killed My Social Life Last Year – 2013 Gaming In Review
This picture actually does a better job of conveying “Gaming circa 2009”, but whatever.
Greetings Evil Geek Gamers or EGGs, if you’re up for a cool sounding acronym. When will the EGGs hatch? Soon. What will the EGGs hatch? Terror, bad cholesterol, and world domination! 2013 has certainly been a year in which gaming has taken place. That’s to say that it’s not been unbearably horrible, but in my opinion it hasn’t been stellar either. Sure we’ve had some great games and even one that could be considered a masterpiece of storytelling, but we’ve had our fair share of turds hit the market this year and even some games that had great expectations, but managed to be only so-so in their final execution. Let’s take a look at some of the stuff that I thought worked, some that outright sucked, and some that were just meh.
What’s Killing My Social Life This Week – Grand Theft Auto V
Welcome Evil Geek gamers! it’s time to talk the title that’s currently keeping me occupied, making me miss appointments, and calling in sick to work… well that is until a new game comes along and pretty much has the same effect, regardless the game that’s got me glued to my widescreen is the one, the only, the notorious Grand Theft Auto V. Intros? Seriously, if you’re reading this column and you don’t know anything about the GTA franchise or Rockstar Games, then get the F@#$ out. Seriously, just get the F@#$ out right now and if I ever see you here, so help me Thanos I will go all Tommy Vercetti all over your noob ass with a baseball bat!!! Good, now that the freaks are gone we can get down to business.
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