Seasons Greetings Evil Geeks! As a devout celebrator of the magnificent holiday of Festivus, on behalf of the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks I’d like to take the opportunity to wish each and every one out there a Happy and Kick-Ass Festivus! The aluminum pole is out of the attic, the feast is being prepared, we’re getting warmed up for the Feats of Strength, and our list of grievances was just updated this morning. If you’re doing some shopping today for that OTHER, more commercialized holiday that right around the corner, remember this helpful tip: if a man reaches for the last doll on the shelf at the same time you do, it is totally acceptable to rain blows down upon him until he relents and lets you bring the doll home to your son. As a token of our appreciation, the Brotherhood has made a donation in your name to our favorite, shady, Evil charity:
HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL, AND TO ALL…. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT…
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