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Arthur’s Hammer Smashed Faces: Dethklok – The Doomstar Requiem

I slept with you all and fed you like kings, and yet you treat me like a whore…..

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In the 1600’s, a man by the name of Jacopo Peri created what is credited as the first Opera. Going by the title of “Dafne,” it is supposedly a very moving and beautiful performance, and I am sure it drove many people to copious amounts of coitus, but in my personal opinion, it is lacking in certain aspects that should be commonplace in all operas. What is missing, you ask? I will tell you. Mother…..fucking…..Dethklok.

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