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Tales from Westeros: The Final Logs of Grand Master Zed; Season 7 Episode 7, “The Dragon and the Wolf” and Season 8 Episode 1, “Winterfell”
A somber hello to you, my Thrones fans, its everyone’s favorite keeper of knowledge, Grand Master Zed back to guide you through the emotional waters of our final season together. I am just now catching up to reviewing, so check out my season 7 episode 6 review as well. As we can see from just this first episode of season 8 alone, there is a lot to be done over the next few episodes. There were reunions, rescues bad news, and revelations in the first episode of season 8, but in the interest of extending our season together; and because I have been locked up in the Evil Geeks Citadel’s library for too long and forgot to impart such a tale on you, we are gonna start by taking a brief look back at the major moments of the last episode of last season: The Dragon and the Wolf.
A bittersweet hello to you today, Thrones fans. I am Grand Master Zed and I am your guide for the end of the world as we know it. Lets hop into the last hours of this Season 7. Once we’re done, we’ll have the next season; the final season. My final time serving the realm for Tales from Westeros. But we’ll cross that horribly depressing bridge when we come to it.
Lilith here, back from, well, who knows. I guess the truth is us Evil Geeks just keep getting older with more and more adult villainy to pursue, and less time to bring you the important updates from the geek world you deserve. Whether you are a goodie or a baddie, getting old is rough. But enough of the whole “Back in my day…” I’m here, and I want to tell you about some fun stuff. This time about a novel from my self-proclaimed FAVORITE AUTHOR. Mira Grant does it again, mixing horror and science fiction in a fun, modern way. Previously with zombies, then with parasites, and now with, you guessed it, mermaids.
Twas few nights before Christmas (25 to be clear)
When the dev peeps of Riot, made something quite dear
Through the vid to the comics, their message was clear
In the year which we live in, Varus was queer;
Well not quite, for you see, in his new shiny Lore
It is now clearly stated that he’s two people more
Kai and his Valmar, those be the gays
Who then merged with the Darkin, through mysterious ways
To be fair, we can’t know
Of the Darkin’s own heart
For perhaps he too also
Likes his men tall and smart
(Or at least)
(Those he won’t tear apart)
So rejoice on this day!
When a step forth was made
For the game and the people
Who have long since League played
We hold hope that in future
They’ll be adding more queer
But for now we’ll be merry
And sing gaily with cheer
Hello fans and friends, its everyone’s favorite lovable antagonist, Grand Master Zed, back during the long and dark off season and ready as all Seven Hells to tell you about Shame of Thrones: the Musical! As you all know, we had the lovely minds behind this blood soaked soiree on the podcast a few months back, and now that they’re setting up shop in New York City, a stones throw away, I had to check it out and send you guys back a raven to tell you all about it!