Category Archives: Tales from Westeros
Hey guys, so obviously there was no review last week for the titanic episode “Home” because I was caught up with my final exams and turning in my senior thesis, so in order to preserve my sanity, the lovely C-Mart gave me the week off. Now, onto episodes 2 and 3, and as always, spoilers ahead!
Hello all and welcome to another season of Game of Thrones! I’m your humble reviewer of all things Westeros, Zach P.! First off, I’d like to extend a massive thanks to C. Mart for allowing me to come back again to write for EvilGeeks.com. Now, let’s get to the season opener, shall we? And what a time it was. Also, as always, spoilers ahead.
Hello all and apologies for the wait. And thus, another season has come and gone like the Dornish wind, as it howled on its way out. Before I get into things, I’d like to say I appreciate the opportunity to have reviewed these last few episodes for you lovely evil geeks, and you can look forward to some fan theories and character pieces that will keep you full up on Westerosi goodness during this hiatus. Now, on with the review.
This week’s episode was rough, guys. I thought this show had done it all to me after the Red Wedding, the Purple Wedding, the goddamn Beige wedding for all I care, but this week’s big death was pretty jarring for me. Of course it isn’t unlike Benioff and Weiss to save the big moments for the second to last episode of the season. I thought that perhaps this season’s penultimate would be a bit tamer than the last four. Boy was I wrong. Before we begin, we didn’t see any scenes from inside Winterfell or in King’s Landing this episode, so expect those for the finale. Really excited for the walk of shame on steroids. Also, if you haven’t seen it yet, massive spoiler warning.
“Hardhome” hits home….hard.
Throughout this season we have had something that we haven’t had in a while in Game of Thrones, being able to concentrate on four or five characters and their motivations and goals while also savoring all that inter-character banter. Granted, mostly because the characters we knew and loved in previous seasons are well…dead. This isn’t to say the new additions to the Thrones roster are unwelcome. This season’s tip of the hat at least for me has to go to the High Sparrow for heading the most well-mannered chapter of the Westboro Baptist Church I’ve ever seen. Other than that, we have a brand new unseen part of the world added in Dorne aka The Horniest Place on Earth. However, onto the episode. Or….the wrap up of last episode. Don’t judge me!
We just experienced another week of deaths, revenge, and angst in the realm and Lilith is here to tell you all about it. Not only will there be spoilers, but lots of opinions and a sad but needed announcement at the end of today’s post. Let’s see what Martin’s vile creations were up to on HBO this past Sunday, shall we?