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What Do You Want for Geeks-Mas?

Hey there evil doers, it’s your newest resident evil geek with a hero complex! I’m sure you’ve all been wondering exactly what it is that you can get this stranger that none of you have ever heard of before, so here I am here to set your minds at ease!

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What Do You Want for Geeks-Mas? Part 2: Ultimate Wish List


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Hey there, Evil Geeks! Today, guest writer Jaye is taking us on a tour of her ultimate holiday wishlist! Read the rest of this entry

What Do You Want for Geeks-Mas?

This month our bad ass evil geeks are going to share with you what they are salivating over for their stockings or dreaming about for under their tree. What better way to embrace your inner evil geek than get fully into the capitalistic celebration that the holidays have become? Today Lilith is going to share with you what she’s hoping she’ll get for her lair.

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Happy Festivus from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks!

happy-festivusSeasons Greetings Evil Geeks!  As a devout celebrator of the magnificent holiday of Festivus, on behalf of the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks I’d like to take the opportunity to wish each and every one out there a Happy and Kick-Ass Festivus!  The aluminum pole is out of the attic, the feast is being prepared, we’re getting warmed up for the Feats of Strength, and our list of grievances was just updated this morning.  If you’re doing some shopping today for that OTHER, more commercialized holiday that right around the corner, remember this helpful tip: if a man reaches for the last doll on the shelf at the same time you do, it is totally acceptable to rain blows down upon him until he relents and lets you bring the doll home to your son.  As a token of our appreciation, the Brotherhood has made a donation in your name to our favorite, shady, Evil charity:



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The 12 Days of Geeks-Mas Day 12: General Geekery!


On the last day of Geeks-Mas, The Brotherhood gave to me an extra list of stuff called General Geekery!

To celebrate the end of our holiday buyers guide we are bringing you an extra helping of awesome recommendations so you can get that special some-geek in your life a great gift. Or hell, buy yourself something… tis the season of giving after all!

Martian Luthor Kang the 117th

There’s something we’ve neglected to mention in these articles.. something that I geek out  on every year at this season.  Christmas specials!

I suppose that I’m a Christmas Geek, if there is such a thing, and when I’ve got a night without plans or a Sunday afternoon with some time that needs killing, I’ll treat myself to a Christmas special to bring a little bit of the season into my living room.


For the second year in a row, I’ve popped on  Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (which, along with he rest of the series, is now available on Netflix streaming).  The series, if you’re not familiar, is more or less an over-the-top sitcom, each series of which is set in during a different period of England’s history. The juxtaposition of Elizabethan period dress and Three’s Company style plots should be enough to pique your interest.

The Christmas special has a lot of fun with Dickens’ masterpiece by reversing the character development of the main character. Ebenezer Blackadder is, through visitations from a series of ghosts, eventually brought around to the idea that the nice guy finishes last.  So after learning his lesson, he doesn’t rejoice in the streets and bring smiles to the faces of poor crippled children, he instead goes out and takes what’s his. It’s a goofy good time and I highly recommend it.


Another seasonal favorite of mine is DC Comics’ Hitman #22,  where protagonist Tommy Monahan and friends encounter a radioactive Santa who’s being a bit of a Scrooge.  You see, an employee of the local nuclear plant had been dunked in the 0h-so-common uncovered vat of nuclear waste and emerged highly irradiated and equally angry.  In their typical style, Tommy and Natt the Hat make short work of him… but the end of this issue genuinely touched me. Garth Ennis seems to take the same thing away from Christmas that I do.  I can reasonably infer from his various works that he shares my total lack of interest in religion, but the idea of Christmas has transcended in our culture to a point behind it’s classical roots and the poem that frames this story gets that notion across perfectly.


So I always forget things at this time of year and rather than re-listing a bunch o’ crap of things that I meant to tell you about, I’m only gonna tell you about that one more thing which is The Avengers Helicarrier Playset! This is basically the equivalent to the G.I.Joe Air Craft Carrier that so many nerds never had, so if you see it make sure to grab it up before they are long gone! This thing is over 3 feet long, in fact it’s so big that it ca fit 16 action figures and probably a Hulk or a Quinjet! Also, it usually costs $80 but Amazon has it on sale for $34 and can ship it in time for christmas. So if you’ve got a little geek who is 5 or 45, this could be an awesome gift under the tree this week!

Helicarrier Play Set!C-MART

Know a Whovian with a hankering for some mid-day eating? Then turn them into the the coolest nerd in the lunchroom with the kick-ass TARDIS lunch box:

e81e_doctor_who_lunch_boxHopefully it’s bigger on the inside; just think of all the sandwiches you could fit inside of it?

One thing I forgot to metion back when we did the post on games was Assasin’s Creed 3


I haven’t had the chance to play it yet, but I’ve heard nothing but good things about it, so I’d definitely like to see it under the tree.  The Assassin’s Creed games have been getting progressively better, so I’m hoping that this one continues on that trend.

Thanks for joining us for The 12 Days of Geeks-Mas!

Happy Festivus Nerds!

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The 12 Days of Geeks-Mas Day 11: Geeks in the HOUSE!

Hey now Evil Geeks, we’re almost to the end of our 12 Days of Geeksmas feature!  Santa’s fueling up the sleigh (it runs on reindeer poop of course), stockings are hung, carolers are caroling, this Christmas thing is just about in full swing.

Today we’re featuring items for a place that’s near and dear to every Geeks heart: your home!  Need a little more Star Wars in the kitchen or maybe a some more superheroes in your dining room? Then get an eyeful of the goodies we’re recommending today.  One more day left to go, so check back tomorrow as we finally put that damn partridge in our Evil Geek pear tree!


The Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Bank

HanI saw this at a booth at NY Comic Con and I needed to have it right then in there. Who cares that it’s actually a bank? I just want to own it and have it adorn my house. Well unfortunately, they told me it wouldn’t be available till 2013. And the website Diamond Select Toys tells me it’s coming out in April, pre-order this now!!

Silver Surfer Bottle Opener


This one isn’t that great, but it’s clever. Being clever should count for something, right? The rest of the bottle opener is Silver Surfer’s board…get it? Yea, well I still want it. You can get this one at Diamond Select Toys as well.


What better way to let company know that you’re living the high life than to serve them a cocktail with a minature frozen water replica of the most powerful weapon ever created?


The Death Star silicon ice cube form, an item snatched from my own shopping list, is sure to do the trick!


-Are you a geek who happens to spend a whole lot of time in the kitchen?  Tired of getting grease stains all over your comic tees?  Then check out this sweet-ass Batman Apron:


Put an end to Gotham’s corruption and unsightly grease stains, all while looking like the baddest mothafucka in the universe.

Still don’t feel like a big enough bad-ass at your BBQ yet even though you’re sporting your caped crusader apron?  Well, there’s only one way to improve on that out fit and that’s with this awesome Swashbuckling BBQ Fork:

bbf3_swashbuckling_bbq_swordTake your grilling game to the next level by pretending that your dinner is being prepared by Captain Jack Sparrow!  Of course in order to complete the cosplay, you’ll have to consume about a half gallon of rum before you start cooking. Puffy shirt not included.

Trying to by a gift for that die-hard Star Wars fan in your life? Then think about picking up this Han Solo Ice Cube Tray:


Spice up your drinks with a little smuggler!  Be careful what booze you put in that drink though: Carbon sickness isn’t the only thing that causes blindness, so does poorly made moonshine.

Finally, this Christmas you can give a Trekkie the gift of boldly going where no Americanized Italian food has gone before with this Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter:


I’m not even really into Star Trek, but even I’ll admit that this utensil is pretty cool!


Batman Cookie Jar
Who better to guard your cookies that the Caped Crusader, right? Actually there are a ton of Batman cookie jars on the market but I picked this one because it has that “Don’t touch my fucking cookies!” look on his face reminiscent of a fat kid at the lunch table! So next time you want to keep your chocolate chips safe, let the bat guard ’em!

Batman Cookie Jar

Custom Superhero Coat Rack
This really cool home item is another custom-made creation that you can find on Etsy (I really love that place for this kind of stuff!) What we have in this piece are repurposed comic book panels of The Hulk giving a smackdown to Thor in outer space. Its really something to hang your hat on! (bad joke, I know :() The designer goes by the name Junksy and it looks like they’ve got a few different designs in their store. I bet if you contacted them that they would make a custom design for you! My only gripe about this stuff is that Comics get destroyed in the making of these items… I’d love to see a sign that read something like; “No Comics were harmed in the making of this production!” But Hell, at least it looks like a 90’s book… there are millions of those laying around to spare!

Superhero Coat Rack

Doctor Who 11th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver…Screwdriver
Just like the 11th Doctors’, this is one heluva multifunctional tool! You can use it to pick locks and control computers through the universe or simply tighten that loose screw under the dining room chair because this die-cast tool comes with both Philips and Flat Head screwdriver tips that you can store in a chamber in the base. So if your geeks a handyman who’s into Cosplay, then this is the best gift out there!

The Sonic Screwdriver!

Remember to come back tomorrow for The 12 Days of Geeks-Mas Day 12: General Geekery

Seasons Greetings Nerds!

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