Author Archives: Lilith Assisi

Evil Geeks TV: The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance

Ok, serious question folks, how in the hell have one of my fellow geeks not written about this show yet?!?! We’re seeing more and more reboots and remakes these days, so I had low expectations for this prequel, especially since capturing Jim Henson’s perfect puppets and the feeling you got watching them as a child is hard to replicate, but somehow, they did it.

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Let Me Put My Suggestions In You: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

Need a little whacky sci-fi series with Elijah Wood, a british protagonist, and super bizarre characters? Look no further, Dirk Gently and his Holistic Detective Agency is here!

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Evil Geeks TV: The Umbrella Academy

Lilith here briefly making an appearance outside of her dark and lovely forest. And you might be seeing less and less of me now that I’ve also dived deeper in to the world of TV and finally purchased Netflix as well as Disney +. You’re probably wondering how I made it so long without it? I guess I’m just old fashioned, I like something I can hold in my hands, often in the form of a shiny dvd, a crisp paper book, or a bloody arm stump. You understand, right? But being a new streaming convert means I have so much more television to get through and binge on, and this week I want to tell you about my first fun TV show I enjoyed from this new account: The Umbrella Academy.

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Evil Geek Book Report: Into The Drowning Deep

Lilith here, back from, well, who knows. I guess the truth is us Evil Geeks just keep getting older with more and more adult villainy to pursue, and less time to bring you the important updates from the geek world you deserve. Whether you are a goodie or a baddie, getting old is rough. But enough of the whole “Back in my day…” I’m here, and I want to tell you about some fun stuff. This time about a novel from my self-proclaimed FAVORITE AUTHOR. Mira Grant does it again, mixing horror and science fiction in a fun, modern way. Previously with zombies, then with parasites, and now with, you guessed it, mermaids.

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Evil Movie Review: Train to Busan

Hello again my faithful deadites. My absence can be explained by my temporary petrification in order to wait out this embarrassing period in our world’s history. Sadly one of my wolves licked the stone off of me and I am forced to engage in this world during these dismal times. Luckily there’s still lots of media for me to indulge in while holed up in my lair. And this week I watched something so damn good I just have to share it with you.

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Eves of the Outbreak

Special Thanks to the Geeks for inspiring me to tell this story.

Eves of the Outbreak by Lilith Assisi

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