Now You’re Playing With Power – Part 1
Have you ever used any of the devices below?
If you’re reading this, the odds are overwhelmingly in your favor. Hell, you may even have a similar pile of devices in the bottom of your bedroom closet (However, I personally feel that much like the United State flag, a Super Nintendo should never be allowed to touch the ground).
Now, it’s not at all uncommon to hear someone casually rank a game as “The Best Game Ever”. It’s a part of our culture these days, people are very quick to jump to extremes; Things are either the best or worst ever. But we here at the Brotherhood are very literal folks. We don’t care for these haphazard superlatives, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to create an empirical ranking of the best 100 Nintendo games ever made. Since the individual systems each had their own superstars, we’ve decided to allow entries from any system up to and including the Nintendo Wii.
We initially tried to sit down and hammer out a list, and sequestered ourselves to the War Room of the Evil Lair while we worked it out. 78 hours and one murder later, we decided to each create our own lists of the top 100 and then find the averages there from.
After weeks of computation, the Thinkbot 2450 suddenly ejected a punchcard. It then committed suicide. After the appropriate grieving period, our attorney assembled us together for the reading of the list…
You ask for miracles? I give you…
THE TOP 100 NINTENDO GAMES!
LEVEL ONE COMPLETE!
Come back tomorrow for part two, featuring games 74-50!
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