Now You’re Playing With Power – Part 1

Have you ever used any of the devices below?

nintendocosoles

If you’re reading this, the odds are overwhelmingly in your favor. Hell, you may even have a similar pile of devices in the bottom of your bedroom closet (However, I personally feel that much like the United State flag, a Super Nintendo should never be allowed to touch the ground).

Now, it’s not at all uncommon to hear someone casually rank a game as “The Best Game Ever”. It’s a part of our culture these days, people are very quick to jump to extremes; Things are either the best or worst ever. But we here at the Brotherhood are very literal folks. We don’t care for these haphazard superlatives, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to create an empirical ranking of the best 100 Nintendo games ever made. Since the individual systems each had their own superstars, we’ve decided to allow entries from any system up to and including the Nintendo Wii.

We initially tried to sit down and hammer out a list, and sequestered ourselves to the War Room of the Evil Lair while we worked it out. 78 hours and one murder later, we decided to each create our own lists of the top 100 and then find the averages there from.

After weeks of computation, the Thinkbot 2450 suddenly ejected a punchcard. It then committed suicide. After the appropriate grieving period, our attorney assembled us together for the reading of the list…

You ask for miracles? I give you…

THE TOP 100 NINTENDO GAMES!

100bladesofsteel

100 – Blades of Steel

99mariokart

99 – Mario Kart Double Dash

98dicktracy

98 – Dick Tracy

97mortalkombat

97 – Mortal Kombat

96kong3

96 – Donkey Kong 3: Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble

95superpaper

95 – Super Paper Mario

94pokemonpuzzle

94 – Pokemon Puzzle League

93superpunchout

93 – Super Punch-Out!!

92donkeykongreturns

92 – Donkey Kong Country Returns

91doubledragon

91- Double Dragon

90 - Killer Instinct

90 – Killer Instinct

89 - Batman

89 – Batman

88 - Animal Crossing

88 – Animal Crossing

87 - Metroid Prime

87 – Metroid Prime

86 - Kung Fu

86 – Kung Fu

85 - Mario Party

85 – Mario Party

84 - The Simpsons: Bart vs the World

84 – The Simpsons: Bart vs the World

83 - The Adventure of Link

83 – Zelda II:The Adventure of Link

82 - Ninja Gaiden

82 – Ninja Gaiden

81 - Darkwing Duck

81 – Darkwing Duck

80 - X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse

79 - Double Dribble

79 – Double Dribble

 

78 - Mega Man

78 – Mega Man

77 - The Adventures of Batman and Robin

77 – The Adventures of Batman and Robin

76 - River City Ransom

76 – River City Ransom

LEVEL ONE COMPLETE!

Come back tomorrow for part two, featuring games 74-50!

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