If you’ve ever worked in an office full of young-ish people, you’ve noticed how quickly that community becomes a network of awkward sexual crossovers.  Well, it recently occurred to me that Avengers Tower is just as bad as any workplace I’ve ever encountered.  And it doesn’t stop there, folks…

I’ve created this handy chart to express the flow of “attention” in the Marvel Universe. I’ve only included relevant partners, so any civilian “dead ends” have been omitted.  I present it to you; My gift to the world upon this Martian Luthor Kang Day.

Be Safe, Geeks.

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