Allow me to introduce myself, 21st Century Man.

I am called Martian Luthor Kang the Eleventy-Seventh. I believe I have some sort of noteworthy ancestor in this approximate chronological period, but have not bothered to research this. As you might expect, I come to you from the distant future, but I mean you no immediate harm.

Time travel has been made commonplace with the advent of invisible chrono-furniture. Seen above is the IKEA TIDRESOR. Viewmaster sold separately.

As a time traveler, I have made history itself my honeybitch, and this affords me an ample amount of leisure time. I have mastered the board game Othello in the blink of an eye. Such a feat would have taken an average man’s entire lifetime. I am fascinated with the popular culture of this era and aim to study it in depth. I will document my findings on this adorably primitive form of the internet for posterity’s sake. Heads up, I’ll probably stop mentioning the whole “being from the future” thing almost immediately. I’ll probably just review things in the voice of an American man in his mid-to-late 20s, to make it easier to comprehend.

Oh, and before anyone asks… I don’t know how All Star Batman and Robin is going to end, either.

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