Greetings Tim Burton fans, I know there are a ton of you following this site since we probably have similar taste. Today I want to bring you a review of an animated film that I was really looking forward to with names like Tim Burton, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly, and Christopher Plumber associated with it. That movie is “9”, named after one of the main characters in the film. Continue forward for my spoiler filled phenomenal opinion of this movie.
Anglophiles stay calm and carry on, I am bringing you another TV post from the BBC right now. Last week we delved in to Season 3 and the rising of super villainess Morgana. This week we dive right back in to Season 4 as our trusted warlock Merlin continues to be the unsung hero for Camelot. As always, some spoilers to follow, though I think I am pretty good at keeping it minimal for you naïve types that haven’t watched these shows yet.
Hi guys, are you ready to discuss this week’s Game of Thrones? I hear something crazy happened…
This episode begins with what seems like a lovely frolic through the green Northern woods. At first I thought it was children frolicking, but upon closer inspection it’s Ramsay Snow, some hounds, and two girls. There is someone else tagging along too, someone called “Reek.” This obviously does not bode well, as The Bastard of Bolton is a legit sociopath that favors torture infused with heavy-handed metaphors. It could be said that you should never accept a gift from Ramsay Snow. If his “gifts” are so terrifying, please spare me from his vengeance, thanks.
Well if it isn’t you guys again. Welcome back everyone to another edition of Horrors. This time, I’m actually doing something a bit more current, but putting it under the Horrors tag because fuck you that’s why. I kid, I kid. This round I am bringing to you a look at the new film, now in theaters, starring Ms Amy Pond herself, Karen Gillan. There are some other people in there….but you guys know that I like to make up names for people based on their roles in the film…..because it’s funny to me. So with that out of the way, let’s get to the reviewing.
This week Noah Dorsey makes his triumphant return to the Evil Lair as he sits down with Arthur Harkness, C-Mart, and Martian Luthor Kang the 117th to talk about Volume 1 of his comic Saint Chaos, which you can help get Kickstarted right here! After they talk all things Saint Chaos, the guys play another round of the movie remake casting game and end up ruining Ghostbusters with a modern cast and “Updated” plot. Enjoy Transmissions From the Evil Lair!
Hello again my faithful followers, I am saddened to say that this weekend’s creature comforts column is probably going to be dismal in proportion to last week’s spotlight of the awe-inspiring dragon, but we are focusing on another pretty famous monster this weekend. Today I bring you the griffin, closely related to some of the previous creatures we’ve talked about here like the hippogriff and sphinx. This creature is a mixture of the most powerful creatures of the animal kingdom on land and in the air: it has the body and tail of a lion while it adorns the head, wings, and front talons of an eagle.