Wait a minute….what day is it? If you’re looking at yourself wondering where Lillith is, I’m sorry to tell you that she has been taken hostage, so unfortunately you are going to be stuck with me today. I know what you’re thinking….that I had some kind of hand in getting her kidnapped….which is completely false. I have been tasked with figuring out what has happened to our master of the wild, and I will be doing my absolute best in locating her. We received a ransom note, and all it did was just make the whole thing that much stranger. I have a hunch as to what happened, and the clues seem to fit, but it can’t be…..let me explain.
The sky is open to me, but I guard what is below
My master and captor decides who will go
He has the woman, but your mind is his lust
If his question goes unanswered, her bones will turn to dust
Cross me and you will find my ultimate treasure
Go underneath me and it will be my pleasure
What the hell is that? Obviously , much like myself, I am assuming you all have come to the same sort of conclusion…..ninjas….no? Am I the only one? Alright, alright. What would be the first thing that pops into your head for this….shall we call it a riddle? A riddle indeed. Besides Blaine the Mono and the Riddler, there aren’t that many beings that would be willing to leave or enjoy a good riddle. This was left on the door of the Evil Lair, driven into it with a wood and stone hand axe, much like my future wedding invitations (which if you take my idea I will cut everything out of you and drag it behind my car on the highway.) High alert ran rampant throughout the Lair and Lillith’s wolves would not stop howling. I felt bad for the poor guys. They seemed to have some kind of scent, and they hated it. It was driving them crazy. So I did what I vowed to do, which was finish Lego Marvel before starting the search in earnest. I took my spellbooks, my undead, and the wolves. Let’s do this.
I could probably spend an entire month just writing about all the things I love about the show Firefly, but sadly I think I would bore you all to death, or maybe commit several of you to more hours sneaking in time at your cubicle to read my mind-blowing posts rather than being productive at work. But this month’s theme gives me an excuse to spotlight several female characters from my favorite show. I know a lot of people might think of River Tams first when they think of warrior women from Firefly, yet I want to give some credit to this kick-ass first mate first.
Welcome back Northmen and Northwomen to another recap of your favorite pillagers; The Vikings! Last week left us with quite a bit of shit to clean up so hopefully this week everyone brought their shovels. Episode 2 of season 2 is gearing up to be pretty crazy as my boy Athelstan is finally donning his armor and standing behind the shield wall on the frontlines. Will he lop off some heads? Or will he realize that he misses his original savior instead of Ragnar? Let’s blister this asshole.
Mornin’ Evil Geeks!
We’ve seen images of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For all over the net recently, but the first official trailer was released for the August 22nd release and we’ve got it right here for you! The story of the same name follows Dwight, who we saw in the first movie played by Clive Owen, a man who had to literally change his face because of what happens in Dame to Kill For, so this is kind of a prequel (just because of how they arranged the first movie,) and Dwight is played by Josh Brolin. It’s really not as confusing as it sounds. Just check out the trailer below:
Evil Geeks Women’s History Month Warriors Podcast Special: An Interview with Voice Actress Jen Taylor
We’re in the midst of our Evil Geeks Women’s History Month Warriors celebration and what better way to celebrate than with an interview with the woman behind such iconic video game characters as Princess Peach in several different Mario games, as well as Cortana from HALO! C-Mart and Undies of Wondy got the chance to interview her recently at Genericon in Troy, NY. Hope you enjoy it!
It’s been a long time since I did a villain spotlight. I am going to ask you all to humor me for just this one session, unless you all request more along the lines of this. My entire life has not been what you call extremely difficult, but it hasn’t been easy either. There are constant threats lurking around each corner and multiple strikes planned against my livelihood by the most awful of creatures. No, it is not some form of monster or some kind of sorcery bent on making me succumb to its terrible might. However, it is something that festers within, and makes it nearly impossible to enjoy even the most simplest of things that normal people find enticing or entertaining. It may be something you are all familiar with in some aspect, or something that is entirely brand new to you. Depression…..one of the foulest afflictions on the planet that isn’t an actual physical disfigurement or something that is visible to the public.